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Here at Froobies, we have a lot of questions. Questions like 'IF A T-REX TRIED TO PUT ON A HAT, WOULD HE USE HIS HANDS OR WOULD HE HAVE TO ASK FOR HELP?' Or 'if pizza is round why are pizza boxes square?' or 'why are fruit snacks always packed with sugar and weird artificial ingredients?'
(Seriously if you know please tell us)
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We reeeaaally like fruit snacks and gummies. But they kind of make us feel sleepy and gross. Apparently a bunch of sugar and artificial ingredients aren't good for you. Sad. Do you think if a robot ate a bunch of sugar it would also feel sleepy?
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We decided to make a fruit snack that tastes soooo good and is full of good stuff. Real, delicious fruit. Protein, fiber. No junk, no added sugar. We obviously succeeded, but sadly we still have a lot of questions. Like does a straw have 1 hole or 2?
Questions, Grievances, Or Fan Mail ?
Very important FAQs
We tried a tiny shovel but it didn't work so we decided to use SpinTech™, a cool technology invented by our parent company, Lasso. It lets us spin real chickpea protein and fiber together with fruit in a way that keeps the texture soft without needing weird binders or sugary syrups to hold it together.
Nope! We use a super clean chickpea protein that provides the 4g of goodness you see on the label, but the flavor is 100% real fruit (like Strawberry and Mango). No "protein powder" aftertaste allowed.
We let nature handle the job. Instead of corn syrup or cane sugar, we sweeten Froobies naturally using Date Paste and real fruit powders. This gives you that balanced sweet kick you want, but with a low glycemic index and no sugar crash later.
Yes! Froobies are 100% Vegan and Plant-Based. We use citrus pectin (nutritious fiber from citrus) and konjac (nutritious fiber from yams) to get that perfect chewy texture without any animal products.
We keep our recipe free from peanuts, tree nuts, and dairy. However, Froobies are made in a facility that also processes wheat, egg, soy, milk, and sesame. We don't use those ingredients in our mix, but we want to be clear that they are present in the facility so you can make the safest call for your crew.
Because tummy aches are boring. Most fruit snacks are just sugar melts. Froobies are packed with 3g–5g of Dietary Fiber (depending on the flavor) to help digestion and keep you feeling full longer. It's a snack that actually works for your family.
Yes. Everyone can love fruit snacks, including you. We'll leave it to you to duel with the kiddos over who gets the froobies.
Also pretty important FAQs
No. Jupiter is a gas giant primarily composed of hydrogen and helium with no solid surface for retail distribution. Furthermore, the extreme atmospheric pressure and frequent storms would compromise the structural integrity of the packaging.
Trees lack a central nervous system and nociceptors (pain receptors) or mechanoreceptors functioning like human skin. While they can respond to environmental stimuli like light and gravity (tropism), the friction of a squirrel’s claws against the bark layer (periderm) does not trigger a somatosensory response. The tree is indifferent.
No. Human height is primarily determined by genetics (approx. 80%) and childhood nutrition. While Froobies provide protein and fiber—macronutrients essential for growth—they do not contain human growth hormones or agents that stimulate the epiphyseal plates (growth plates) in your bones. Eating them will not alter your genetically determined vertical limit.
The ocean does not operate on a corporate hierarchy. However, in terms of apex predation and biomass dominance, the Orca (Orcinus orca) has been known to predate on Great White Sharks. Therefore, if a "boss" is determined by the top of the food chain, the cetacean is statistically more likely to hold the executive position.
Nothing. Froobies are non-sentient food products composed of fruit purees and plant proteins. They lack a cerebral cortex, neurons, or any data storage capacity. They are completely unaware of their own existence, let alone any information you do not already possess.
"Neon Green" refers to light wavelengths between 520 and 560 nanometers. Taste relies on chemoreception (molecules binding to taste buds), whereas color is the visual perception of electromagnetic radiation. It is physically impossible to taste a photon.
Physically, yes. Ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid with sufficient viscosity to adhere to the surface of a fruit snack. However, the acetic acid in ketchup is chemically distinct from the citric and malic acids found in fruit. While no laws of physics prevent this combination, the resulting pH profile and flavor compounds would likely be considered unpalatable to the average human tongue.
